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daddyfuckedme: Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck I’m the opposite. If I care, I’ll tell you that I already know the

surfdog2000: birdandmoon: Whew, done! Here’s a poster of western North American bird sound mnemonics. This one and my eastern one are in my store. Original is on my site here. highly important

girlkisser: it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why

rionhunter: daddyfuckedme: Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck I’m one of those people that retell stories. So thank you.

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